With the promises we made
Skin to bone, steel to rust.
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
IT’S BACK. IT’S FINALLY BACK.
Omg me right now
This. All this.
People sans uterus, you don’t understand. This is literally what it’s like. There’s no comfortable way to even exist and it’s the worst thing of all time.
There’s a petition going around that says that Nicholas Cage should be given the Declaration of Independance.
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
I am trying to summon an Internet connection
I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY
OMG I CANT EVEN TELL YOU HOW GREAT THIS IS.
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
I’m officially dead
oh my god
oH MY GOD I CANT.
#safetytipsforladies: A hashtag about how tired women are of being told to do stupid, ineffective, unrealistic things to avoid being raped.
“try becoming Medusa, or if that is too difficult, a basilisk.”